Villain

The Sith Lord of the circuit. Villain doesn't announce itself — it just executes Order 66 on your bracket while you're still figuring out the wind. Charcoal-black speckled carpet on the stop side, slick as onyx on the slide side, and a masked heavy in matte-black armor crouched on a neon rooftop with his femme fatale in red-and-black posted up behind him. Dark Empire energy. You brought a rulebook to a lightsaber fight.

The armored side stops dead on the block like a Force choke — "I find your lack of faith disturbing" — while the fast side glides push shots into the hole with Kylo Ren precision. It's a hybrid that rewards the grinder who ran the montage in silence and shows up final round wearing the mask. Killmonger in the throne room. Hans Gruber in the elevator, perfect suit, zero pulse.

Play Villain when you want the other team rattled before the first bag lands. The dark side has cookies. Come get yours.